Who knew grandma could run?
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If ever you have a day in which you’re feeling overly confident and need a smack back into reality, here’s what you do:
Train really hard and then run a road race.
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It’s your fault if you get eaten
If there’s a lesson to be learned from last week’s deadly shark-diving trip in the Bahamas, it’s this: If you lack common sense, shark-diving isn’t the sport for you.
Musings and preoccupations
Musings and general observations
Was anyone attractive during the 1980s? Anyone?
I can’t hear - your bumper sticker’s too loud
When it comes to bumper stickers, it’s generally appropriate to stick to the words of the great comedian Dimitri Martin:
• P.S. The Super Bowl ended days ago
• Somebody hit snooze on my clock
• More like ‘Moment of Disaster’
• Get those mini people away from me
• Down with diets
• Resolutions schmesolutions
• Why starving people should hate Joey Chestnut
• Seasons beatings, America!
• About that elephant in the room
• Here’s to the watercooler celebration dance
• Now that’s pitiful
• The dog: man’s best friend or envy of every man?
• Time to face your tags
• From booze to barbells
• Blonde ambition
• What happens in Vegas
• My public life
• Big Blue boo-hoo
• What’s in a name?
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